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Bee puns from Black Eyed Peas “Imma Be”

Mostly I would like to see someone in a bee costume with a cane and a monocle, maybe a top hat (basically a hybrid bee/Mr Peanut). When asked what they are, they would reply “Imma be living that good life.”

Other options:

• Bee with a guitar (I’m a bee, rockin’ over that bass treble)
• Swarm of bees (I’m a bee, chillin’ with my motherfucking crew)
• Moviestar bee (I’m a bee, up in them A-list flicks)
• Bee drinking champagne (I’m a bee, poppin’ that bubbly)

Nicki Minaj & co from the Super Bass video.

What you need:

• White tank top
• Jean shorts
• Doc Marten boots
• Pink wig with bangs
• Matching solid-colored bra & undies

Not gonna lie, I considered doing this for about 30 seconds because I already have bright blue doc marten boots and thighs like Nicki Minaj. Then I came to my senses…but I like to think that there’s a sorority somewhere out there in matching pink wigs learning this dance so they can perform it at whatever Halloween kegger they’re going to.

Beyonce’s assorted key changes from the Love On Top video!

What you need:

• an assortment of black leotards and low-cut pantsuits
• fishnets
• heels (one lucky gal gets to be Beyonce #1 and wear sneakers)
• top hat
• military hat
• unrealistically beautiful giant hair
• rockin’ boobs

What you don’t need apparently:

• a shirt
• a bra

True story: for the first minute and a half of this video I thought “I should totally do this song at karaoke.” Then with every key change I felt my dreams get dashed more and more.

Kelly Rowland.

What you need:

• Sexy toga diaper

No, but really. Kelly Rowland, I think I actually like you. And you are a pretty lady. Who approved this outfit? In any other color it would be acceptable but this is totally a diaper.