“I hear you’re up to your old tricks, falling asleep on the L train again.”
“No, I fell asleep on the N train.”
“Oh, I see. You’re passing out on a higher class subway these days.”
10 songs that I am still not sick of, but will probably still never end up on my “Best Songs Ever” list:
1. Usher: Yeah
2. Estelle: American Boy
3. M.I.A.: Paper Planes
4. Lady Gaga: Just Dance
5. Jason Derulo: In My Head (I think I like this because it sounds exactly the same as Just Dance)
6. Outkast: Hey Ya
7. Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown: No Air (actually, this may end up on best song ever…)
8. Beyonce: Irreplaceable
9. Flo Rida: Low
10. the song from that reggaeton IO Digital Cable commercial (don’t pretend you don’t love yelling “4, 4, 4, eiiiiiiiiiiiiight!” at the end)
I’m trying to clear out my hard drive a little, and I found a series of AIM conversations from college that I saved for some reason. This is an account of a dream I had when I was drunk one time. I used to have and remember ridiculous dreams like this ALL THE TIME. Sharing because it made me laugh.
(also, weiner is funny was my screen name for about 6 years)
weinerisfunny: my roommate was an old woman telling us the story of how she escaped from nazi germany
weinerisfunny: we were taken back in her memory, and i played the young version of her
weinerisfunny: So we were walking the streets with a magical rainbow colored pheasant on a leash, getting advice and future-telling from a calico persian cat
weinerisfunny: then we get to this dock and to get on the boat we are supposed to take off all our clothes. My little brothers and mom do, but my older brother (who was anti-nazi and had an anti-swastika patch on the back of his ragtag peacoat) and I refused
weinerisfunny: I grabbed the barrel that we were supposed to put all our clothes in and ran onto the boat before they could catch me
weinerisfunny: and blew past these two cute boys who were trying to help me (they were named Travie and Weston)
weinerisfunny: I later saw them on the boat (which was like a big fancy southern riverboat steamer) but I woke up before anything else happened
weinerisfunny: ok I gotta go to walmart. seeya later
Alright, this is really random, but I feel like it would be super useful to anyone who travels/tours a lot (or drinks a ton of water and then goes for a long walk) so I feel like I have a duty to share it now that I know about it.
Sit or Squat- bathroom locator with mobile apps for iphone & blackberries. Bonus: everything is rated with stars so you know how clean it is. So wherever you are in the world, you can just ask your phone where the bathroom is.
Now you can pack a cooler of margaritas to drink in the park, worry free! (not that I’ve done that or anything)
PS, It feels really bizarre posting something about bathrooms, but I was imagining a scenario in which some drunk friend would have to pee and I could just whip out my blackberry and point them to Barnes and Noble around the corner and be a hero. Now you can be a hero, too!