November 2009
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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at the bus station this morning
Me: What are you so stressed about? Stop doing deep breathing exercises.
Mom: Well, the last time I sent you off back to New York you got mugged.
Me: MOM I did not get mugged...I got assaulted. They didn't actually take anything.
Mom: Yeah that sounds much better, let me call all my friends and correct myself.
Nov 29th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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For our family of 5, our Thanksgiving dinner included: 2 kinds of turkey (one real, one fake) 4 kinds of gravy (turkey, turkey w/ giblets, turkey drippings, fake chicked-flavored gravy) 4 kinds of stuffing (w/ chicken broth, w/ chicken broth cooked in turkey, w/ chicken broth, apples & celery, and vegetarian) 2 kinds of green beans (apparently some members of the family don’t like...
Nov 27th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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WatchWatch
Cyclist high fives people hailing cabs. I think this guy is my hero.
Nov 24th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22) →
Glee Cast (15) Cartel (12) Set Your Goals (10) The Secret Handshake (7) Valencia (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 24th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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7 Tips to Prevent Van Theft on Tour
alexburton: This could be your tour van after some scumbag rips you off. It seems like there’s been a rash of band robberies lately. Kill Hannah, Poison the Well, Noah and the Whale, Valencia; maybe it’s just coincidence, maybe it’s the tough economy. Whatever it is, I thought I’d help my fellow musicians with some advice and tools on how to not get robbed on tour. I remember going to see my...
Nov 20th
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Nov 20th
txtsfrmlstnght: (914): There’s a girl in my class named “La-a” pronouced “Luh Dash uh” I hate everyone
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-15) →
Cartel (23) Paramore (21) City and Colour (15) Farewell (13) Monty Are I (12) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 19th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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Actual track descriptions of library bed music
-A victory song for the triumphant rugby team! First Guinness is on me. -Burner rock; with a “pipe”, side burns and body odor -Ah, the arrogance of youth. Pop punk for skater moms and dads -A pushy little number for teen get-togethers while Mom`s away -Great for “reality drama” or anything with slacker teens and fresh tattoos -Hard driving rock. Risk it all on the slopes or...
Nov 17th
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Working on a new pandora station is like training a dog I think. Like when a puppy does something and you’re like “Well, this is cute right now, but I don’t want to encourage this kind of behavior.” I mean, I’m not going to thumbs-down a No Doubt song, but letting that slide just leaves the door open for it to start playing The Cranberries.
Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
10-Year-Old Who Refuses to Say 'Pledge of...
laurelmarie: erichalvorsen: hamandheroin: Last week I mentioned Will Phillips, the 10-year-old Arkansan who has refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance until gays and lesbians have equal rights. CNN’s John Roberts asks Phillips why the issue is so important to him. Says Phillips: “Because I have many — I’ve grown up with a lot of people and good friends with a lot of people that are gay and...
Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
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In my life, this is enough reason...
Me: So I've been reading this blog by this woman who lives in a cabin in Wyoming--
Mom: Why?!?
Me: She has a coyote!!
(fyi, it is this blog: http://www.dailycoyote.net/)
Nov 12th
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Nov 9th
(these thoughts are brought to you as I watch the new Chris Brown video) Chris Brown, I’m just not ready for you to have another single yet, because I still haven’t forgiven you for what you did to Rihanna. In fact, I will probably never forgive you. But I don’t even feel bad about it, because let’s face it, you’re probably never going to do anything that I love more...
Nov 6th
I never know what to say...
I chopped my hair off in July. And I got a new job at Fuse in August. Yet every day, someone approaches me and says one of the following: -Oh my god, you cut your hair! or -Hey!! You’re back!! Yesterday someone said “Wow, fancy seeing you here!” while I was walking past the cubicle that I’ve occupied for the last 10 weeks. Usually I just laugh and nod because frankly it...
Nov 4th
Nov 3rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1) →
Take Cover (14)  This Providence (11)  Hit the Lights (10)  Deas Vail (4)  The Forecast (1)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 3rd
Two notes for future doctors.
1. If you say “I’m going to write you a prescription for eardrops like you got last time,” your patient will expect them to be approximately the same price, rather than 10x more expensive. 2. If your patient explicitly tells you to your face that they’re going to skip the suggested followup appointment because they have to pay out of pocket for everything, they probably...
Nov 2nd